I require snacks tee, embroidered raccoon shirt, funny unhinged t-shirt, comfort colors 1717, feral snack goblin tee, chaotic cute animal

Snack-driven. Slightly feral. Endlessly relatable. This embroidered “I Require Snacks” t-shirt features a mischievous raccoon who’s cute, chaotic, and just here for the chips. Whether you’re spiraling in the pantry or defending your snacks like a goblin king, this tee is for you.

Stitched on a garment-dyed Comfort Colors 1717 tee, it’s soft, vintage-y, and perfectly weird—in the best way.

Garment Info:
• Comfort Colors 1717 unisex t-shirt
• 100% ring-spun cotton, garment-dyed for a vintage look
• Relaxed fit with a broken-in, soft feel
• Embroidered design ~4.5″ x 4.5″ on front chest
• Embroidery backing is normal and softens over time

Sizing Info:
Unisex sizing. Runs true to size.
If you’re between sizes or prefer an oversized fit, we recommend sizing up.
Please refer to the size chart in listing photos before ordering.

Embroidery Care Instructions:
• Turn inside out before washing
• Machine wash cold, gentle cycle
• Tumble dry low or hang to dry
• Do not bleach or iron directly on embroidery
• Embroidery backing may be felt inside—it softens with wash

About the Shop:
Thanks so much for supporting my small business! Every item is embroidered to order and typically ships in 1–2 business days. Delivery takes 3–5 days depending on location. I’m always here for questions, custom ideas, or raccoon-related nonsense—just message me!